My Addendum to "The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump"

Yes, he said the following words in interviews, texts, and speeches... I just turned his incoherent and discursive diction and usage, his defective grammar and syntax, and his malignant narcissism into poetic form.

"I’m One of the Smartest People in the World" by Donald J. Trump

"Look, having nuclear —

my uncle was a great professor

and scientist and engineer,

Dr. John Trump at MIT;

good genes, very good genes,

okay, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance,

very good, very smart —

you know, if you’re a conservative Republican,  

if I were a liberal, if, like, okay,

if I ran as a liberal Democrat,

they would say I'm one of the smartest people

anywhere in the world —

it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican

they try — oh, do they do a number —

that’s why I always start off: 

Went to Wharton, was a good student,

went there, went there, did this, built a fortune —

you know I have to give my like credentials

all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged —

but you look at the nuclear deal,

the thing that really bothers me —

it would have been so easy,

and it’s not as important as these lives are

nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me

many, many years ago,

the power and that was 35 years ago;

he would explain the power

of what's going to happen

and he was right —

who would have thought?

but when you look at what's going on

with the four prisoners —

now it used to be three, now it’s four —

but when it was three and even now,

I would have said it's all in the messenger;

fellas, and it is fellas because, you know,

they don't, they haven’t figured that the women

are smarter right now than the men,

so, you know, it’s gonna take them

about another 150 years —

but the Persians are great negotiators,

the Iranians are great negotiators,

so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

"I Never Understood the Wind" by Donald J. Trump

"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."

"You Are the Racist, Not I" by Donald J. Trump

"I’ve always had a great relationship

with the blacks
I remained strong for Tiger Woods

during his difficult period
Oprah, I love Oprah.

Oprah would always be my first choice
Kanye West – I love him
I think Eminem is fantastic,

and most people think I wouldn’t like Eminem
And did you know my name

is in more black songs

than any other name in hip-hop?
You are the racist, not I."

"Honest Abe Was Tough to Beat" by Donald J. Trump

"They talk about me,

and I didn’t do anything.

I don’t know if I’m the most innocent person

in the world. But you know,

you look at that—most presidential.

I just said I’m the most presidential,

except for possibly Abe Lincoln

when he wore the hat—that was tough to beat.

Honest Abe, when he wore that hat,

that was tough to beat.

But I can’t do that.

That hat wouldn’t work for me.

Yeah, I have better hair than him.

But honest Abe was tough to beat.

Remember we used to do that

during the campaign.

They used to say, when I speak,

the crowd would go crazy.

I’d go crazy—we would all go crazy.

We had a lot of fun together.

We had 25,000.

We’ve never had an empty seat

from that day I came down the escalator

with a potential, unbelievable woman 

who became a first lady."

Hair Spray by Donald J. Trump

"My hair look okay? 

I got a little spray. 

Give me a little spray. 
You know,

you’re not allowed 

to use hair spray anymore 

because it affects the ozone. 
You know that, right? 
I said, ‘You mean to tell me’ 
because you know hair spray’s 

not like it used to be. 
It used to be real good. 
When I put on that helmet, 
and by the way, look, 

it really is mine! 
Look at it! My hair! 

Give me a mirror!
In the old days, 

ya put the hair spray on, 
and it was good. Today, 

ya put the hair spray on 
and it’s good for 12 minutes, 

right? But you know, 

they say you can’t — 

I said, ‘Wait a minute. 
So, if I take hair spray 
and I spray it 

in my apartment, 
which is all sealed, 
you’re telling me 

that affects the ozone layer?'"

"I have broken more Elton John records" by Donald J. Trump

"I have broken more Elton John records.
He seems to have a lot of records.
And I, by the way,
I don't have a musical instrument.
I don't have a guitar 
or an organ. No organ.
Elton has an organ,
and lots of other people helping.
No, we've broken a lot of records.
We've broken virtually every record.
Because you know, look!
I only need this space.
They need much more room.

For basketball, for hockey,

and all of the sports.

They need a lot of room.

We don't need it.

We have people in that space.

So, we break all of these records.

Really, we do it without like,

the musical instruments.

This is the only musical: the mouth.

And hopefully the brain

attached to the mouth. Right?

The brain, more important

than the mouth, is the brain.

The brain is much more important."

Homelessness by Donald J. Trump

“It’s a phenomena

that started two years ago.

It’s disgraceful.

I’m going to maybe,

and I’m looking at it

very seriously.

We’re doing some other things

that you probably noticed

like some of the very important things

that we’re doing now.

But we’re looking at it

very seriously

because you can’t do that.

It’s inappropriate.

Now, we have to take the people

and do something.
We have to do something.”

"I Think She'll Be Voting for Me Now" by Donald J. Trump

"So a woman last night
I watched her on one of her shows.
Good show. Laura, and thought she was dead.
She was just in horrible shape for 12 days.
Fourteen days. She thought she was dead.
I think she said that her doctor said
it's going to be very tough.
She saw me talking about this hydroxychloroquine,
and she asked her husband to go to the drugstore.
Now, this is a Democrat representative,
a person that perhaps wouldn't be voting for me.
I think she'll be voting for me. 
I think she'll be voting for me now,
even if she's a Democrat,
even if she's a Democrat representative.
And they went to the store,
which I made available because 
we have millions of doses."

"It's a Beautiful Thing to See" by Donald J. Trump

"They are warriors aren't they?
When you see them going into those hospitals,
and they're putting the stuff that you deliver,
but they're wrapping themselves,
and the doors are opening,
and they're going through the doors,
and they're not even ready
to go through those doors;
they probably shouldn't,
but they can't get there fast enough,
and they're running into death
just like soldiers run into bullets in a true sense.
I see that with the doctors and the nurses
and so many of the people that go into those hospitals.
It's incredible to see. It's a beautiful thing to see."

"I've Never Seen Anything Like It" by Donald J. Trump

"Kung flu, yeah. Kung flu, 
Covid, Covid-19, Covid.
I said what's the 19?
Covid-19.
Some people can't explain
what the 19.
Give me the Covid-19.
I said, that's an odd name.
I could give you
many, many names.
Some people call it the Chinese flu,
the China flu, 
right?
They call it the China
as oppose to Chi,
the China.
I've never seen anything like it."

"Putting Out the Fires" by Donald J. Trump

"Some were doing very well
and we thought they may be gone,
and they flare up.
And we're putting out the fires,
but other places were long before us
and they're now it's got a life,
and we're putting out that life
because that's a bad life
that we're talking about."

"Flames, Embers & the Mexican Wall" by Donald J. Trump

"No, No! But I don't say
I say flames
we'll put out the flames,
and we'll put out in some cases
just burning embers.
We also have burning embers.
We have embers and we do have flames.
Florida became more flame like
but it's, it's going to be under control.
And you know, 
it's not just this country,
it's many countries.
We don't talk about it
in the news. They don't talk
about Mexico and Brazil
and still parts of Europe
which actually got hit sooner
than us, so it's a little ahead of us
in that sense. But you take a look
why don't they talk about Mexico?
Which is not helping us.
And all I can say is thank God
I built most of the wall
because if I didn't have the wall up,
we would have a much bigger problem
with Mexico."

“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV” by Donald J. Trump

"It's like, you'll go,

'Person, woman, man, camera, TV.'

So, they'd say,

'Could you repeat that?'

So, I said, yeah —

‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV.’

They say, 'Nobody gets it in order,'

It's actually not that easy, but for me

it was easy.

And that's not an easy question.

They say, 'That's amazing,'

‘How did you do that?'

I do it because I have, like,

a good memory.
Because I'm cognitively there."

“Hurt the Bible. Hurt God” by Donald J. Trump

“If he ever got this shot

And you will

have a disruption

in the market

the likes of which our country

has never seen

You will have a crash

in the markets

because he’s going double

and triple your taxes

He’s going to do things

that nobody ever would ever think

even possible

Because he’s following

the radical left

agenda

Take away your gun

Destroy your second amendment

No religion

No anything

Hurt the Bible

Hurt God

He’s against God

He’s against guns

He’s against energy
Our kind of energy.”

“Is anybody going to be watching television

on Thursday evening?” by Donald J. Trump

“Yesterday night,

we did it last evening,

we announced a very, very big therapeutic,

and the therapeutic it’s something

that really has been an incredible thing

This would have taken, I wouldn’t say years,

maybe not many years,

but it would have taken a long time

to have gotten it approved

We got the FDA to do it very quickly

So now we have another therapeutic,

and it’s really been effective

So I just want to think convalescent plasma,

but you know that, convalescent plasma,

and hopefully you won’t need it

But we have it, and Remdesivir,

and so many others

So many others are coming out now

The job they’ve done,

the job our country has done,

has been amazing

We’ll be talking about it

on Thursday evening

Is anybody going to be watching

television on Thursday evening?
Right?”

“But We Passed the Biggest Tax Cuts” by Donald J. Trump

“The next president.

This is so important.

This is so.

Whether you’re talking about life.

Whether you’re talking about second amendment.

Whether you’re talking about military.

This is so important.

We have to do this.

We have to win this election.

But we brought back manufacturing.

We rebuilt our military.

We wiped out ISIS.

I mean, think of it.

When I came, ISIS was all over Iraq.

The Prime Minister of Iraq was in last week and he said,

‘I want to thank you for defeating ISIS.’

I said, ‘Now, are you talking about me

or the United States?’

‘You, because when you came into office,

it was a mess.

They were all over Iraq and Syria,

and you defeated them, sir.’

I said, ‘Good.

Tell that to the media, please.

Would you do that?’

And he said, ‘I will.’

So, let’s say he does.

But we passed the biggest tax cuts

and regulations cuts

in the history of our country.”

“I'm the President of the United States” by Donald J. Trump

"I never did this before,

never slept over in Washington.

I was in Washington maybe 17 times

and all of a sudden

I'm the President of the United States,

you know the story,

riding down Pennsylvania Avenue

with our first lady

and I say this is great

but I didn't know very many people

in Washington, it wasn't my thing.

I was from Manhattan, from New York,

 and now I know everybody.

And I have great people
in the administration.”

"At the end of our first term” by Donald J. Trump

"At the end of our first term,

it's going to be great,

it would have been phenomenal.

We got hit with the plague.

At the end of the second term,

it's going to be at a level

that nobody will have ever seen a country.

We're doing it, whether it's trade,

whether it's military –

all made in the USA,

so important.

Made in the USA.

We've got to bring back

our manufacturing

and I brought it back very big,

but we have to make

our own pharmaceutical products,

our own drugs, prescription drugs."

"My Second Term" by Donald J. Trump

"But so I think

I think it would be

I think it would be very, very

I think we'd have a very, very

solid, we would continue

what we're doing

we'd solidify what we've done

and we have other things

on our plate

that we want to get done.”   

"Just Like a Golf Tournament" by Donald J. Trump

"Shooting the guy,
shooting the guy in the back
many times, I mean, 
couldn't you have done something different?
Couldn't you have wrestled him?
I mean, in the meantime,
he might've been going for a weapon
and there's a whole big thing there
but they choke, 
just like in a golf tournament
they miss a three-foot putt."

Talkin' to Bob by Donald J. Trump

"This is deadly stuff.

Pretty amazing, more deadly than the flu. 

Going to disappear and all work out fine.

Very much under control.

A problem that's going to go away

within a couple of days

is going to be down to close to zero.

I wanted to always play it down.

I still like playing it down

because I don't want to create a panic. 

We pretty much shut it down

coming in from China.

The virus has nothing to do with me,

It's not my fault.

It's — China let the damn virus out.

We've got a little bit of an interesting setback

with the virus going in China.

It goes through the air.

That's always tougher than the touch.

You don't have to touch things. Right?

But the air, you just breathe the air

and that's how it's passed.

And so that's a very tricky one.

That's a very delicate one.

It's more deadly 
than even your strenuous flus. 

Just today and yesterday,

some startling facts came out.

It's not just old, older.

Young people too, plenty of young people.

I said it's going away

and it is going away.

It's a horrible thing. It's unbelievable.

It's so easily transmissible.

You wouldn't even believe it."

ME and That China Virus by Donald J. Trump

"It's been a very

interesting journey.

I learned a lot

about Covid.

I learned it

by really going to school.

This is the real school!

This isn't 'The let's read the book school.'

And I get it.

And I understand it.

A very interesting thing

and I'm going

to be letting you

know about it."

My Protective Glow Is Fantastically by Donald J. Trump

"I passed the highest test!

The highest standards!

And I'm in great shape!

And I have to tell you,

I feel fantastically!

I really feel good

by the fact that,

you know,

the word immunity

means something—

having really a protective glow

means something.

I think it's very important

to have that,

to have that

is a very important thing."

January 6, 2021 by Donald J. Trump
 
“All of us here today
do not want to see
our election victory stolen
by emboldened radical
left Democrats,
which is what they’re doing
and stolen by the fake news media.
That’s what they’ve done,
and what they’re doing.
We will never give up.
We will never concede.
You don’t concede
when there’s theft involved...
We’re going to have to fight much harder,
and Mike Pence is going 
to have to come through for us...
We’re going to walk down to the Capitol,
and I'll be there with you...
You'll never take back our country
with weakness. You have to show strength,
and you have to be strong...
I know your pain. I know you’re hurt.
We had an election that was stolen from us.
It was a landslide election,
and everyone knows it,
especially the other side...
It’s a very tough period of time.
There’s never been a time like this
where such a thing happened,
where they could take it away from all of us,
from me, from you, from our country.
This was a fraudulent election.
But we can’t play into the hands of these people...
We love you. You’re very special.
You’ve seen what happens.
You see the way others are treated
that are so bad and so evil.
I know how you feel...
These are the things and events
that happen when a sacred landslide election victory
is so unceremoniously & viciously stripped away
from great patriots who have been
badly & unfairly treated for so long...
Remember this day forever!”