Friday, April 22, 2011

Euclid and Barbie

"Math class is tough"
Sure it doesn’t add up:
countless camping and skiing trips with Ken,
swimming and skating parties without danger,
dancing and shopping engagements
with Midge and Skipper
like an infinite summer vacation.
Nothing here hints at a dull math class
for integral Barbie and her complex playmates!
Even her curvaceous body
proves mathematically impossible.
She’s an isosceles bimbo
with the whole greater than the sum of her parts.
Just bend her at an obtuse angle,
press her into her pink Porsche
and watch her scud across miles of linoleum
or catapult down the stairs.
You’ll know that her appeal
is an equation of Euclidean beauty and speed.
She doesn’t need school.
She was created to multiply
fantasy by freedom in every young girl’s mind.
Why be upset when Barbie says,
Math class is tough?
You can always add for her –
the numberless accessories
to her version of the American dream.

“Euclid and Barbie” was originally published in South Coast Poetry Journal.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks. By the way...

    The price of Barbie dolls differ greatly for very specific reasons.
    Malibu Barbie $28
    Beauty Queen Barbie $28
    Wedding Barbie $28
    Divorced Barbie $234.75


    Ken's house, car, furniture and more are all included.