Please Don’t Steal My Teacher’s Pension by Glen Brown
(an emulation of John
Prine’s “Please Don’t Bury Me”)
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Woke up this mornin’, wrote another essay
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about sustainability
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And that unfunded liability, of our State’s pensions
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And that Committee of Chicago, and their greed
Chorus:
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So please don’t steal
my pension, and make me feel blue
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I don’t want to work as
a greeter, and meet ‘em ‘til I’m through
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So lower that fundin’
ratio; make the State pay debtors too;
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Tax the rich and the
corporate, and the pensions will accrue
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Don’t be duped by promises, legislators will not keep
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Defined-contribution plans are savings that will seep
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There’s a six-trillion-dollar deficit, for holders of such
heap
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A defined-benefit pension plan, is the only way to reap
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Let’s send our legislators, to Afghanistan
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Let’s hope that their replacements will do what they can’t
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I met a rep or two, that didn’t understand
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So I left her my research; without any cash in hand
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Let’s generate more revenue, as fast as we can
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A graduated income tax is the answer and best plan
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Let’s redesign the legislators’, lack of attention span
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Fire all their actuaries, and House’s Confidence Man.
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I’m singin’ you this song, and I’m about to sigh
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‘cause Illinois pension reform, will likely be disguised
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We must stand together, against the wealthy and their bids
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Because-all-parents-need us; so do all of their kids
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