Trump is ripping up $368 million worth of ocean sensors
to blind America to climate change and the collapse of the Atlantic current. Congress
funded it. Scientists built it. Trump is tearing it up anyway.
The Trump administration is sending ships out in June to physically remove more
than 900 deep-sea instruments from the Atlantic and Pacific oceans that monitor
things like ocean acidity and temperature — dismantling a $368 million
monitoring network that took a decade to build and was designed to operate for
25 years.
It will be gone in 15 months.
The Ocean Observatories Initiative is not redundant government bloat. It is the
world's most advanced continuously operating ocean observation system —
monitoring greenhouse gas absorption, marine heat waves, commercial fisheries,
coastal flooding along the East Coast, and most critically, the Atlantic
Meridional Overturning Current, the massive global conveyor belt of water that
some scientists fear is weakening due to climate change. A collapse of that
current would trigger severe weather catastrophes across multiple continents.
The instruments measuring that current are anchored 9,200 feet below the
surface of the Irminger Sea, between Greenland and Iceland, as part of an
international scientific collaboration. They are now being pulled out of the
water.
The Trump administration tried to cut the network's funding by 80 percent —
twice. Congress restored the money both times. So, the administration is simply
dismantling it anyway.
The annual operating cost was $48 million. That's less than four days of the
Iran war. It's a rounding error on the $1.776 billion slush fund Trump created
for his January 6th allies. It's less than half what Trump is
spending to gold-plate four horse statues near the Lincoln Memorial. "By
dismantling such a system, we push the United States back yet again into a rear
seat in global scientific leadership," said Craig McLean, former acting
chief scientist at NOAA.
Scientists warn that decades of institutional knowledge and engineering
expertise will be lost — the kind that can't be reconstructed from notes.
Commercial fishing industries along the Pacific Northwest and East Coast will
lose critical data. Coastal communities will lose flood prediction tools. The
entire planet will lose visibility into one of the most consequential ocean
systems on Earth.
The National Science Foundation called this decision "nimbler
prioritization." Scientists call it what it is: willful blindness to
climate catastrophe, funded by your tax dollars and executed against the
explicit wishes of Congress.
Please write your senators and representatives to urge them to stop the
Trump administration’s foolish and ignorant attacks on climate science, and
please like and share this post everywhere to spread the news of this
catastrophic assault on environmental information.
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Thursday, June 4, 2026
Trump's Attack on Science
"A Weekend of Hissy Fits"
Over the past week, we have seen something new from
Donald Trump. When he loses, he now appears more inclined to throw a tantrum
and stalk away. After U.S. Judge Christopher R. Cooper of the U.S. District
Court for the District of Columbia ordered that Trump’s name be taken off the Kennedy
Center and his plan for the two-year shutdown be halted, Trump went on a Truth
Social rampage. That’s not new, but this attitude is:
"Unless I am free to do what I do better than anyone else,
bring this Institution back, physically, financially, and artistically, I have
no interest in continuing what could only be a hopeless journey into ‘NEVER, NEVER LAND.’"
Essentially taking his ball and going home, he declared he would “make all necessary arrangements with Congress to allow a full and complete transfer of this Institution, giving them the responsibility for its Operation, Maintenance, and Management.”
In a weekend of hissy fits, he also
angrily canceled his Freedom 250 concert after a long list of musicians
cancelled. Sad!
The Kennedy Center ruling wouldn’t be the first time
Trump essentially threw in the towel after an adverse court decision. His DOJ
lackeys have decided against appealing some of Trump’s myriad legal losses (although when DOJ tried to back down from
suing law firms, Trump jumped in to stop the retreat). That said, the Kennedy Center was
something in which Trump was personally invested. His lack of
interest in appealing such a rebuke is unusual for him, the sort of fit of
pique you see from cranky seniors.
This incident would be striking enough, but Trump also
walked away from his $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” slush fund. (The Wall Street Journal’s reporting last
week suggested Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche “hadn’t anticipated the
level of backlash the fund has generated among Repzublican lawmakers.” If true,
this confirms Blanche is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.)
As soon as the slush-fund-for-insurrectionists deal was announced, Republicans (for once, finding a Trump outrage they could not swallow) and Democrats condemned the deal, halting progress on the Department of Homeland Security funding bill. By late last week, two courts stepped in to disrupt what was arguably the single most corrupt gambit in presidential history.
Former Vice President Mike Pence, in tune with many U.S. senators,
including the “Wounded Bear Caucus,” weighed in as well on Sunday’s Face
the Nation: “The idea of creating a fund that could compensate people who
assaulted police officers and vandalized the Capitol that day is totally
unacceptable. My hope is the administration will drop it, drop the idea
entirely.”
By early this week, at least the slush fund portion of the “settlement” was dead, although Blanche refused to put it in writing. However, the part of the noxious scheme agreeing to release Trump and his family from all liability for audits underway remained in place, despite real concerns about its legality and even potential criminal liability for those who brokered the deal. Democrats intend to force votes during reconciliation on this corrupt bargain, perhaps leading to yet another humiliating defeat for Trump.
Meanwhile, U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams in Miami, who reopened Trump’s taxes case in response to the ethics issues raised by 35 former judges, may still want to examine this part of the deal. We will see if, in the face of congressional opposition and a possible embarrassing court inquiry probing the legality of the bargain, Trump again walks away.
The Kennedy Center and slush fund fiascos are not the only Trump ego/vengeance projects that have stalled out.
Trump’s pet projects
(e.g., the ballroom, his face on a $250 bill, the eyesore arch, his golf course takeover, revenge prosecutions) have all
gotten bogged down, many in losing court fights. Republicans went so far as to
take funding from the ballroom out of the DHS funding bill. (If not
pre-midterms, then once the Democrats win majorities in one or both houses,
funds for many of these gambits will disappear.)
As with his self-glorification antics, Trump is not getting his way very often these days when it comes to big policy matters.
He
got himself trapped between making a cruddy Iran deal that would expose him to
humiliation and scorn (from his own party) or resuming a war for which he lacks
public and congressional support (and for which he may lack funds and
munitions). When Iran broke off talks on Monday, he sounded relieved. Like
a petulant teenager, he says such talks “bored” him. Perhaps he simply loathed
having his failure in the daily headlines.
The House vote passing the War Powers Act resolution
delivered another stinging vote of no confidence on Trump. (The measure will go
back to the Senate now.) At this point, he may, as many predicted, walk away from the war and leave it to
others to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Again. Trump may find abandoning the war
in a huff preferable to dragging out his ordeal. To him, that’s better than
getting mocked for reaching a deal worse than the JCPOA at a much higher cost.
With his domestic agenda in no better shape (the
reconciliation bill has been in disarray, as have defense appropriations) it is easy to forget that all this
losing is happening while Trump still has the majority in both
houses. For a president we keep hearing has his “grip” on the party,
he does not appear inclined to even get his domestic allies to do very much.
Trump’s temper tantrums undoubtedly will multiply if he loses control of either house. Without doormats in Congress, Trump will not have much to do after the midterms other than rail at the media, his opponents, judges, and ungrateful voters. As frustrated, huffy, and aggrieved as he is already, he may soon look back upon this time as his regime’s glory days. No more rubber stamps for vanity projects, tax cuts for the rich, or lavish spending on Immigration and Customs Enforcement shock troops and concentration camps.
Moreover, Trump would have more than gridlock to fear if
Democrats wind up in power in either house. Trump and his underlings will face
investigations, whistleblower complaints, subpoenas, and possible impeachment
proceedings. Nominees who lied to Congress may face criminal referrals.
Pentagon brass may be called to testify, lose Senate approval for promotions,
and face potential military discipline over alleged war crimes. We should
expect that if the midterms go poorly for Republicans, Trump suppliants in the
Cabinet who beclowned themselves with fawning and oversized shoes may stampede out the door trying to avoid
subpoenas.
Democrats should make certain Trump and his regime
flunkies know exactly what to expect. Democratic leadership
should announce they will appropriate no funds for vanity projects (and charge
him for demolishing the East Wing), put a moratorium on Trump-named public
structures, pass stringent rules barring stock trades for all three branches,
claw back illegal emoluments, and set up a joint investigative committee to
probe corruption and lawlessness both by the regime and those who curried
favor. (We might even hear legal scholars’ testimony that his alleged insider trading could not possibly be considered a
core executive function for which the Supreme Court has extended criminal
immunity.)
It’s a good thing Trump is getting practice now in the
art of taking his ball and going home. It is about to get more excruciating. In
a gusher of political karma, the pathological narcissist in chief will be
looking at repeated defeats (followed by humiliating U-turns), public snubs,
and growing irrelevance — in other words, a two-year “hopeless journey into
NEVER NEVER LAND.”
-Jennifer Rubin, The Contrarian is community-supported. Help fund bold journalism and critical lawsuits to stop Trump’s corruption by becoming a paid subscriber. Join the fight now.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
Scott Pelley
In a statement responding to his firing from 60 Minutes,
Scott Pelley condemned the politicization of the program, pressure to include
bias and unverified claims, and the removal of senior leadership and fellow
correspondents.
"There has never been anything in America like 60 Minutes. The Sunday tradition is the most successful program of any kind
in history. For more than a decade, its innovative growth on every major online
platform has extended its reach to countless millions around the world. This spring,
at the end of our 58thseason, 60 Minutes grew rapidly with an unheard-of 9%
jump in viewers on CBS.
"'60' has been the number one program in America for decades because our
beloved audience finds integrity, quality, and humanity in our stories. When
stewardship of the program passed to my colleagues and me, our responsibility
was to expand energetically into a new age of media technology while preserving
the values our audience expects. Now, the new owner of our network is casting
this legend aside, apparently to curry a moment of favor with the Trump
administration.
"The waste is heartbreaking. Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and
two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good
people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for
fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism
against chaos.
"For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and
bias into a politically sensitive story. I've been told to include assertions
that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these
instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose
correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over
60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and
unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving
one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on
the air at all.
"At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the
program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers.
I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to 'keep up the
good fight.' Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But
now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of
60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and
so I must leave as well.
"I depart after 37 years at CBS with one emotion—a heart brimming with
gratitude for the men and women of CBS News who encouraged and enriched my
work, very often at the risk of their own lives. I pray for a day when those
people and their ideals are honored again—a day when sanity, competence, and
courage return."
Tuesday, June 2, 2026
"We offer this model for you to make your own and pass along"
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As I take a breath this summer, I have been thinking a lot about Ayana Elizabeth’s Johnson’s What If We Get It Right? I am sliding right into the next book project asking a similar question, propelled by the abundant riches of all the interviews I did for Poisoning Our Children. There is more to say than could fit in any one book. One
of the most striking parts of Johnson’s book is the Climate Oath, which she
appends towards the end of her rich and delightful miscellany. Do No Harm is
a motto I have often quoted, particularly in conversations with healthcare
providers, and it centers her oath. To
the splendid idea of pledging fealty to people and planet, I have added my
own thoughts about conscientious objection – something that sprung from a
public debate on the aids and ills of AI with a colleague at Benedictine this
Spring. The
original Hippocratic Oath starts with swearing to the healing gods: we
instead choose elements of life on Earth we hold particularly dear.
Substitute in those that reverberate deeply with you, those you would be
mortified to let down and elated to make proud. We offer this model for you
to make your own and pass along: On
the majesty of turquoise seas, and fireflies, and aspen trees, On
the honor of our parents, our ancestors, and humans-to-come, On
the wonders of laughter and sunshine, I
make these devotions to climate solutions for my community and for our
magnificent planet: First,
move from “I” to “we.” We
will expand our sense of interdependence. We
will rein in our sense of individualism. We
will ask, “What should we do, together?” Survival
is collective, our fates are intertwined. Second,
do no harm. We
will restore and heal, not pollute and deplete. We
will regenerate ecosystems and our own resolve. We
will live lightly, as part of the Earth. Accountability,
generosity, and sweetness. Third,
less is more. We
will expand our creativity and contract our consumerism. We
will conserve and distinguish between needing and wanting. We
will be gentle with our own imperfections and others’. There
is such a thing as enough. Basta. Possibility
exists. This
is a world of our making. We
can remake it, remix it, restore it, rebalance it. The
path of least resistance is only one of many paths. I
will be part of getting it right. We
will be part of getting it right. (Johnson 2024) I
will add the following: I
am a conscientious objector to ·
War ·
Fossil Fuels ·
Pesticides ·
Plastics ·
PFAS ·
Tobacco ·
Fast Fashion ·
Ultra-processed food · AI ·
Gross Inequality ·
All industries that seek to mine the Earth, to extract the shared resources
of our common home, ecosystem health, and human attention to the detriment of
all, just to make more money for the already wealthy. I
am a conscientious affirmer of ·
Truth and Justice ·
Equality ·
Thriving Ecosystems ·
Simple Living ·
Learning and Wisdom ·
Human Community and Connection ·
All those many people who are willing to work for the common good, serve
others, and protect the living planet on whom we all depend. All flourishing
is mutual. I
pledge to try every day to choose the obvious good and leave the obvious bad,
in adherence to these values. Reference: Ayana Elizabeth Johnson, What If We Get It Right? New York: One World, 2024. Thanks
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Sunday, May 31, 2026
A quick overview of the most important developments in Ukraine this week
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"Trump’s past is finally catching up with him"
We’ve discussed Trump’s ongoing efforts to prevent the
release of former Special Counsel Jack Smith’s report on the now-dismissed
classified documents prosecution against the president. That issue has now
resurfaced. As we discussed at the time, Judge Aileen Cannon, who was appointed
by Trump and has always ruled in his favor, was never going to order the
release of Volume II of the Special Counsel Report, which covers the classified
documents found at Mar-a-Lago. But now the matter is in the hands of a different
court, the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals, which has not hesitated to
correct Cannon’s errors in the past.
There is a fascinating resonance between Cannon’s decision to prevent the release of Volume II and the issue we’ve seen surface in Trump v. IRS, the case whose “settlement” led to the creation of the slush fund Trump can use to give taxpayer dollars to January 6 defendants while erasing his and his family’s liability for debts owed to the government, like back taxes from tax audits.
The common thread is cases where, instead of a
legitimate adversarial process, with opponents duking it out in court, Trump is
the actual party in interest on “both sides of the v.” In both of these
situations, it’s Trump v. Trump, which leaves the president to decide what
positions government agencies will take in these supposed legal conflicts. In
the case of the special counsel’s report, DOJ, which would normally argue for
its release, has taken Trump’s side. And Judge Cannon has played along.
On Inauguration Day, she issued an order blocking the Justice Department from sharing the
Volume II with leaders of the House and Senate Judiciary committees, who were
set to receive it in accordance with the typical practice after a special
counsel concludes their work. With DOJ on Trump’s side, there was no one to challenge
it.
Then, in February in a piece appropriately titled, “If DOJ is Trump’s Law Firm, Aileen Cannon is his Judge,” we discussed Cannon’s next move. She ruled on what she characterizes as two “unopposed” motions, one by Trump, one by his co-defendants in the Mar-a-Lago case, both designed to prevent release of Volume II.
At the time I noted, “If
it weren’t such a serious matter, ‘unopposed’ would be funny—these motions
preventing the routine release of a special counsel’s report are only unopposed
because the Attorney General, who should have filed an opposition, lives in
Trump’s hip pocket. Cannon has managed to hold up the release of Volume II for
over a year at this point.”
While Judge Cannon was doing everything possible to prevent the release of Volume II, two groups of journalists, American Oversight and the Knight First Amendment Institute, asked to intervene in the case to ensure a truly adversarial proceeding, with the parties presenting opposing views on whether the report should be released.
Cannon
dealt with that by dragging her feet, simply refusing to rule on the request.
That went on until November, when the matter reached the Eleventh Circuit and
she was given 60 days to rule. The Eleventh Circuit pointed to
“undue delay.” Cannon predictably ruled against permitting intervention, and
the issue was appealed to the Eleventh Circuit.
Now, the Eleventh Circuit has ordered a briefing schedule
on the requests to intervene and argue in favor of the release of the report.
The timing is fast, with the next set of briefs due 14 days from the date of
the order, and all of the briefing to be concluded by July.
The scheduling order is signed by Judge Nancy Abudu, who was appointed to the Eleventh Circuit by President Biden. The court will have to consider the issues once the briefs are in, but the ruling over Cannon’s foot dragging signaled they were out of patience with her efforts to keep her thumb on the scale for Trump.
There is good reason to be optimistic here, even
if the process takes time. Assuming the media entities are permitted to join
the proceedings, there would still have to be briefing on the issue of release,
but here again, Cannon was an outlier, and there is good reason to believe the
Eleventh Circuit would not agree. DOJ’s accidental release earlier this year of a document
detailing some of the work in the case gives us reason to believe there could
be interesting material in the report.
Is it coincidence that two separate cases, involving two of the most important challenges to Trump’s ability to exert control over the government and pervert the rule of law, are coming to fruition at the same time? Perhaps so.
But what’s at stake here is a core constitutional principle.
Article III of the Constitution gives federal courts jurisdiction to
decide actual “cases” or “controversies,” which means there
must be opposing parties with conflicting interests. The Supreme Court has held
that the “case or controversy” requirement means there has to be a genuine,
active dispute between genuinely adverse parties for a court to have
jurisdiction. Trump has elicited favorable decisions in both the IRS case and
the release of the report case by trying to avoid that requirement. But it’s
starting to look like time is up.
If this doesn’t sound like an enormous development,
admittedly, it’s a bit inside baseball. But by forcing Trump to act within the
confines of the rule of law, courts can create accountability. Refusing to let
Trump him get away with using them as a sham vehicle for perpetrating frauds
that allow him to extract government funds for his personal use or avoid
accountability for past conduct is an important reassertion of real guardrails.
The one-two punch of courts requiring him to face an actual adversary would
be a welcome development.
Trump’s past is finally catching up with him.
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Joyce Vance
Saturday, May 30, 2026
"Two hundred and fifty years... and to celebrate, we are building a wrestling arena on the White House lawn"
Two hundred and fifty… years of the most powerful, most
resourced, most theoretically capable nation in the history of human
civilization and here is what we have to show for it.
Forty million people on food stamps, thirty million
without health insurance, the highest maternal mortality rate in the developed
world, the highest incarceration rate on earth, an opioid crisis that has
killed over half a million people and counting, a housing market so broken that
working people cannot afford to live in the cities they work in, an education
system that buries young people in debt before they earn their first dollar,
infrastructure that is literally collapsing, a life expectancy that is going
backwards, a political system so thoroughly purchased by concentrated wealth
that the laws it produces bear almost no relationship to what the public
actually wants or needs, a working class that has not seen meaningful real wage
growth in thirty years, a mental health crisis so severe we normalized it, a
gun violence epidemic so routine we don’t even act when preschoolers are
slaughtered, and a climate hurtling toward catastrophe while the people paid to
address it collect checks from the industry causing it.
Two hundred and fifty years of that. And to celebrate, we
built a wrestling arena on the White House lawn.
Not a hospital, or a school, or a housing development. Not a single fucking thing that addresses a single goddamn item on the list above. A wrestling arena. With cranes and pyrotechnics and a steel arch that probably cost more than the annual budget of three rural counties combined, erected in front of the building where Lincoln and Roosevelt and every president who ever tried to make any of this mean something once lived and worked and, in some cases, died trying. Truthfully, this is not a departure from American values. This is the fullest possible expression of them. Because this is what we chose. Every single time the choice was presented.
We built a culture where a football coach makes forty
times what a physics professor makes and then expresses genuine bewilderment at
the outcomes. Where a reality television star becomes president and a school
district cuts its art program in the same fiscal year. Where children know
every statistic of every player on their favorite sport team and cannot locate
their own country on a map. Where scientific consensus on vaccines, climate,
evolution, and basic nutrition gets weighed against a Facebook post and the
Facebook post wins at the dinner table. Where the school that wins the state
championship gets a parade and the school that produces a Nobel laureate gets a
budget cut.
We chose the bomber over the teacher. The tank over the
clinic. The aircraft carrier over the water treatment plant. We spend more on
military than the next ten countries combined, including our allies, while
veterans sleep on the streets of the cities they came back to. We built the
most expensive killing apparatus in human history and then told the nurse she
made too much money. We sent young men to die in wars that made defense
contractors rich and called it freedom and put a yellow ribbon magnet on the back
of the car and called that support. We made the soldier and the police officer
into sacred untouchable symbols of national identity and then cut their
benefits, denied their PTSD claims, let them die waiting for VA appointments,
and sent them back for third and fourth tours because it was cheaper than
taking care of them when they came home.
We worshipped the uniform and neglected the human inside
it because the uniform is a symbol and symbols are cheaper than healthcare and
housing and the therapy that would actually help. We built bases in a hundred
and fifty countries and could not build enough affordable housing in fifty
states. We funded a military budget that could have ended homelessness and
medical debt and student debt several times over and we did it with bipartisan
enthusiasm and called the people who questioned it unserious.
We chose entertainment over education so many times and for so long and at every available level of society that we forgot there was a distinction worth making. Spectacle over substance, performance over policy, the aesthetics of greatness in place of the actual thing, and the feeling of winning instead of asking what was being won and who was paying for it and what it would cost the people who came next. Rome had bread and circuses. We Americans have food stamps and a wrestling ring outside the Oval Office.
Two hundred and fifty years. This is what we built. This
is what we chose. This is what we are celebrating. And the most perfectly,
catastrophically, irreducibly American thing about all of it is that anyone
pointing at this image and asking what it means will be called unpatriotic by
people watching it on a television they bought on credit they cannot afford to
pay back, rooting for a sport they cannot explain, in a country they cannot
describe, celebrating a birthday they cannot contextualize, for a nation that
has spent two and a half centuries confusing the noise it makes with the work
it never did, all while claiming to be the greatest country on Earth.
Happy Birthday America! You have never looked more like yourself!
-Oliver Kornetzke



